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Daniel, 26, LA. Brazilian Jiu Jitsu. Irezumi. Bond. Marvel. Whisk(e)y. Coffee. My best friend was born in a manger.Instagram: newaza_dan
I have a blockbuster card older than one of my new coworkers, who is 18 years old. When she told me she was born in ‘96, first thing I thought of was the ‘94 Northridge earthquake. I had a O__O look on my face for five seconds and shouted at her, “YOURE NOT ALIVE TO ME”
So I started looking through my hard drive and found all my old P90x progress pics and the actual P90x videos and now I’m watching them as leisure without exercising. Watching exercise videos while laying on my bed after drinking some whiskey. hahahaha oh man.
I can see 6 years into the future…Thanks to my 2020 vision.
How long have you been waiting to use that joke
you could have made this joke literally anytime
Not in 2021 you can’t
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