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newaza_dan

Daniel, 25, LA. Brazilian Jiu Jitsu. Irezumi. Bond. Marvel. Whisk(e)y. Coffee. My best friend was born in a manger.

Instagram: newaza_dan
Apr 17 '14
Apr 17 '14
Wait. According to this scale I should have a pie and a wife all before 25. 
Sincerely, turning 26 in three weeks.

Wait. According to this scale I should have a pie and a wife all before 25. 

Sincerely, turning 26 in three weeks.

(Source: goldwerger)

Apr 17 '14
nohighs:

YOU REALLY THINK A FUCKIN PANCAKE IS GONNA FIX THIS HEATHER

nohighs:

YOU REALLY THINK A FUCKIN PANCAKE IS GONNA FIX THIS HEATHER

Apr 17 '14

jennexd:

the-silence-in-the-library:

commodore-cliche:

Texts from superheroes.

this is gold

Dying of amusement.

we are like kin.

Apr 17 '14

(Source: redbedroomdoor)

Apr 17 '14

randomlovesawkward:

"Badass Versions of Beloved Characters"

by Sylvain Sarrailh: http://tohad.deviantart.com/

Apr 17 '14

little-miss-disney:

When pixar does the thing that makes you question if you are actually watching a children’s movie.

(Source: oxnam)

Apr 17 '14
theperksofbeingdornish:

ohanameansfamily24:

-behindbars:

the-grand-highboob:

thusmylife:

b1ush:

condescendingchristian:



oh my god

As a person from California, this is 100% accurate

As a person from Michigan, this is 100% accurate

As a person from England I was so confused because I forgot you use the Fahrenheit system 

50 degrees in England 
100 degrees in England

 

I don’t know why I found the skeletons so funny, it’s almost like they’re dancing really sarcastically?

theperksofbeingdornish:

ohanameansfamily24:

-behindbars:

the-grand-highboob:

thusmylife:

b1ush:

condescendingchristian:

image

oh my god

As a person from California, this is 100% accurate

As a person from Michigan, this is 100% accurate

As a person from England I was so confused because I forgot you use the Fahrenheit system 

50 degrees in England 

100 degrees in England


 

I don’t know why I found the skeletons so funny, it’s almost like they’re dancing really sarcastically?

(Source: typicalmichiganders)

Apr 17 '14

snh-snh-snh:

I keep thinking oh man, I’m so immature. How am I allowed to be an adult.

Then I spend time with teenagers.

And it’s like, wow, okay, yeah. I am an adult. I am so adult. Look at me adulting all over the place.

Apr 17 '14

(Source: asiletatemi)

Apr 17 '14

neoputa:

i have unlimited texting and i only text 3 people ever i think my phone company looks at my bill and just laughs

Apr 17 '14
"Attract them by the way you live."
Saint Augustine (via kvtes)

(Source: psych-quotes)

Apr 17 '14

(Source: cognato)

Apr 17 '14
nyakorin:

Can’t hold it back anymore

nyakorin:

Can’t hold it back anymore

Apr 17 '14